Desperation is not sexy

No one wants what comes easy to them. It’s just a fact of life. It’s why we play hard to get and why the thrill of the chase is so.. thrilling. Things are just more satisfying when you’ve worked for them. If someone’s throwing themselves at you, chances are you won’t want them. Unless they’re insanely hot.

For some background on the guy that I’m talking about, you may want to go back to one of my first posts, Gateway Asian.

Now that you’re all caught up, you can see that the boy was weird. Obviously I left quite an impression on him, as this ensued:

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Note the timestamps. SEPTEMBER. That’s when we met.

Sidenote: I’m not entirely sure why he kept messaging me on the site when he had my actual phone number. Weird. 

Anyway, he finally got the hint and stopped. Or so I thought.

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Really?! It’s been months!! Have you no self respect? You’re embarrassing yourself. This is embarrassing for you. Hilarious for me and my friends, but embarrassing for you.

Who even says ‘rinse’?!

Ridiculous. Guys and gals, do not do this. Ever. It will never get you laid.

 

 

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