Came down, had breakfast and opened some presents.
Went for lunch and saw the new Thor movie. Chris Hemsworth is a babe.
Had dinner with the fam. Nodded politely at requests to get my life together. Shook my head violently when told I should start husband hunting. Asians. Pah.
Ate cake. Oreo cake. It was amazing. I could have jizzed my pants.
Drank too much wine. Ended up having this conversation:
Me – I thought you would have said happy birthday
W – Didn’t know it was your birthday
Me – [balloon emoji]
That was lame
I didn’t know what to say
W – Cunt is what you usually say
And then I sent a picture of my birthday cake. What is wrong with me?
Drank some more wine. Fell asleep on the sofa. I’ve a pretty good idea what 23’s gonna look like