Hilarious things I say

Some of you may be aware of a little series I have going called ‘Dumb shit men say‘, where I post some of the crap that guys send me on various dating sites – if not, have a peek here. Even though I’m nowhere near as bad, I can get a little creative with my openings too; ‘Hi! How are you?‘ is just too mundane. So, here are some of the hilarious dumb things I say…

Sometimes I like to be a little bit random

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Sometimes I like to be a little bit offensive

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And sometimes, just sometimes, I like to be a little bit creepy

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