We all know men say some ridiculous things, and online dating sites only prove to exacerbate this. If you missed the first instalment of this series, you can catch up here!
This kid’s clearly stuck to the same opening line for the past month.. wonder how that’s worked out for him
I do enjoy the original – albeit weird – ones
Although this looks nothing like a balloon!
They do seem to pick up on the fact that I like to pull faces..
Pretending? I am innocent!
There are the regular desperate types
The ones who focus on race
And the ones who just want to bang